And now an emergency installment of The NFL In So Many Words, only this version is titled How The Bengals Met The Playoffs Again, Screamed Real Loud Again And Ran Away Again In So Many Words:
1. Raise your hand if you didn't think Vontaze Burfict was eventually going to do something really stupid.
2. Raise your other hand if you didn't think Pacman Jones was eventually going to do something really stupid.
3. You have now assumed the proper posture of surrender for which the Bengals are famous when A) it's the playoffs, and B) it's the Steelers.