First there was that epic fail in the Packers-Cardinals divisional playoff, when the guy flipping the coin for overtime didn't actually get the coin flipped.
Now there's Hey, Follow That Coin from the Australian Open, in which the guy flipping the coin flipped it halfway to Brisbane.
This can only mean one thing: Clearly the Earth has somehow gotten out of round. And that's bad news, because I think the same thing happened right before the dinosaurs vanished.
T-Rex (flipping coin, watching it sail crazily away into the La Brea Tarpits): What th--
(Bright flash of light. T-Rex disappears.)