Or, "How The Chargers Came Up With Their Ridiculous New Logo, Which Looks Exactly Like The Dodgers Logo, Except It's Italicized And Has A Lightning Bolt On The End."
(As seen here).
(Morning. Chief Designer's office of the now-Los Angeles Chargers).
VP In Charge Of Something; OK, we need a new logo.
Chief Designer: Ah, man. Today was supposed to be my day off.
VPICOS: Well, we all have to make sacrifices.
CD: Well ... um ... OK. How about we just italicize this and add a lightning bolt?
(Holds up Dodgers logo).
VPICOS: Uhhh ... that's the Dodgers logo.
CD: Yeah, but ... come on. No one's gonna notice that.