OK. So now that Iceland is gone from Euro2016 -- I don't know about you, but I'm gonna miss all those guys named "Ragnar" -- who's left to root for with the field down to four teams?
Silly question. It's Wales, of course!
Wales, blessed by an excess of consonants. Wales, which will use those consonants to club poor Portugal into submission this afternoon -- or, failing that, perhaps just employ megastar Gareth Bales to do it, which is probably the wiser strategy.
Wales! Better at kicking a ball around than the rest of that sorry lot with whom they share a certain island!
Plus, if the Welsh would happen to win this afternoon, there's a chance we'll hear this.