And now what will undoubtedly be the highlight of the Tour de France, which no one but sprocketheads cares about anymore because the same guy wins every year.
That would be the lab tech holding out the Dixie cup and saying "Pee in this, please."
Which leaves us with Chris Froome, who did this yesterday. Set aside for a moment the awesome skill required to take one hand off the handlebars in mid-flight to throw what looks to be a serviceable punch. It's the entire absurdity of the incident -- Tour Rider Punches Out Man In A Chicken Suit! Film at 11! -- that makes it so sublime.
Although I'm wondering if Froome would have been so quick to throw down if the guy had been dressed like this.