OK, so not really.
Actually, this is all the Cubs' fault.
I mean, if they hadn't won a World Series for the first time in 108 years, cracking open the door to the apocalypse, America (or 40-some percent of it) might not have shoved it open the rest of the way by putting a textbook sociopath in control of the nuclear launch codes.
I'm not saying one led to the other. But, you know, maybe.
Yo, Donny. I only have one request this morning. Whatever you do, just don't blow up the world, dumbass.
And now a few appropriate words from the appropriate film.
Take it away, Col. Kurtz.