And now, in honor of Gluttony Appreciation Day, the Blob's wish that we all pause a moment to give thanks for what we have, because there are small blessings in life we all overlook every day, even on the darkest of days.
Like, you know, the greatest Thanksgiving TV moment ever.
And now, here is a joke.
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because the chicken said the coast was clear. Bad, chicken. Bad.