And now the latest installment of The NFL In So Many Words, the Blob feature which Bill Belichick called "a delightful romp," and of which Tom Coughlin was heard to say, "Holy crap, we lost to Jacksonville, what's this (bleep) going to say about that?":
1. Holy crap, the Giants lost to Jacksonville.
2. And they led 21-0 at one point.
3. Holy crap.
4. Hey, look it's Johnny Football!
5. Actually playing football!
6. (Well ... sort of).
7. Jay Cutler. Tony Romo. Colin Kaepernick.
8. Gobble. Gobble. Gobble.
9. Hey, look, it's the Super Bowl!
10. Weird that they played it so early this year. And in Lambeau Field, no less.