And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the festive Blob feature of which Scrooge-erly critics have said "I hate festive!", and also "Aieee! All this festive is HURTING MY EYES! TURN IT DOWN!!":
1. "Look at our Bills, by golly! They're so festive!" (Bills fans)
2. "Yeah? Well, check out our Colts! Talk about festive!" (Colts fans)
3. "Josh Allen!" (Bills fans)
4. "Philip Rivers!" (Colts fans)
5. "Mitchell Trubisky!" (Bears fans)
6. "What?" (Bills, Colts fans)
7. "Well, he didn't suck this week. That's kinda festive, right?" (Bears fans)
8. In other news, the Giants went back to being the Giants after their brief excursion into non-Giantness; the Jets continued to Jets it up; the Washington Football Team took control of the NFC East.
9. "Festive!" (The Washington Football Team, now 6-7)
10. https://media.tenor.co/images/03a73afb6523f7e3536afbca880a7711/raw (All the other NFL teams)
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