Tuesday, December 8, 2020

A few brief thoughts on NFL Week 12

 And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the jaw-dropping Blob feature of which critics have said "I couldn't keep my jaw from dropping!", and also "Dammit! This jaw thing is so annoying!":

1. "Well, isn't this just jaw-dropping!" (Seahawks fan, Bears fan)

2. "You lost to the LIONS?! Nobody loses to the Lions!" (Also Bears fan)

3. "Hey, at least we didn't lose to the Giants like the Seahawks did!" (The Bears)

4. In other news, the Steelers continued to roll along unbea--

5. Oh.

6. "You lost to the WASHINGTON FOOTBALL TEAM?! No undefeated team loses to the Washington Football Team!" (Steelers fan)

7. "Now those stupid '72 Dolphins are gonna drink champagne again!" (Also Steelers fan)

8. Hey, is that the Browns?

9. When did they get to be 9-3?

10. "You lost to the BROWNS?!" (Tennessee Titans fan)

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