And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the versatile Blob feature now available on fine days anytime, anywhere, dressed as anything, and of which critics have said "What day is it? What time is it? MY GOD IS THAT A WIDE RECEIVER PLAYING QUARTERBACK?!":
1. "Why, yes. Yes, it is." (The Denver Broncos)
2. "Is this really Week 12? Or is it Week 11.9 because the Steelers and Ravens haven't played yet? And when do they play, again? Is it Wednesday now? What day is it? MY GOD IS THAT A WIDE RECEIVER PLAYING QUARTERBACK?!" (America)
3. "Gosh, I wish I could throw a football like a wide receiver." (Patrick Mahomes)
4. "OK, so no. No, not really." (Also Patrick Mahomes)
5. "If Kendall Hinton can play quarterback, can I be all-time center?" (Anonymous Bronco)
6. Meanwhile, Mitchell Trubisky!
7. Played quarterback for the Bears again, was "meh" again, Bears lost again.
8. "Hey, Coach Nagy, can I play quarterback next?" (Some kid named Vern from over in Winnetka)
9. "Weeellll ..." (Matt Nagy)
10. "Nah, just kiddin'. I'd rather be all-time center." (Vern)
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