"GAAAAH!" -- America.
"But why is the rum gone?" -- America channeling Jack Sparrow.
"Are you gonna eat your tots/leftover cold pizza/leftover congealed nachos?" -- America channeling Napoleon Dynamite.
"Bloody damn Americans!" -- America's allies.
"Oops." -- America's pollsters.
"Jeezly crow, Mildred! This thing's closer than a flea on a tick's leg!" -- Someone somewhere in America right now, surely.
"Now don't get yourself all worked up, Merle. You know what the doctor said." -- Mildred.
And, finally ...
"GAAAAH!" -- Me.
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