A few brief thoughts on NFL Week 9

And now a special quarterbacks-only edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the audible-happy Blob feature of which critics have said "Again with the audibles! Geez!", and also "If he starts in with that 'Omaha! Omaha!' thing I'll just DIE" ,,,

1. Having now pulled Ben DiNucci and Garrett Gilbert from the "Hey, That Guy From 'Castaway' We Thought Was Dead Just Turned Up!' list, who will play quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys next?

2. Garrett Morris.

3. Tommy Joe Zeke Bratkowski Garrett.

4. That one quarterback from "Friday Night Lights."

5. That other quarterback from "Friday Night Lights."

6. "Gee, Drew Brees doesn't look old at all!" (Tom Brady, enviously)

7. "Gee, we coulda had Tom Brady!" (Colts fans, wistfully, while watching Philip Rivers)

8. It's Tuesday morning, and, yep, Patrick Mahomes is still Patrick Mahomes.

9. It's Tuesday morning, and, yep, not even Joe Flacco could keep the Jets from Jets-ing it up.

10. Final Jeopardy answer (in honor of Alex Trebek) to No. 1 on today's list: Garrett Roger Staubach Garrett.