And now his week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the constantly interrupting Blob feature of which critics have said "How ru--", and also "This is the silliest bunch of ongoing nonsense I've ever rea--":
1. Well, Tom Brady is finally showing his a--
2. Oh.
3. The Colts coulda had Tom Brady, but instead settled for decrepit old Philip Ri--
4. Oh.
5. The Seahawks are going to the Super Bowl! Russell Wilson is unstopp--
6. Oh.
7. Boy, is that desperation, or what? Kyler Murray scrambling around trying not to get sacked, heaving one deep into triple cove--
8. Oh.
9. Also "Wow, De'Andre Hopkins. Just wow."
10. Come on, it's the Lions. Matt Prater isn't going to make a 58-year field goal with no time on the clock to win the ga--
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