And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the sometimes indecipherable Blob feature of which critics have said "Mrxyz 1247!", and also "His handwriting is atrocious! It's practically indecipherable!":
1. First half: Packers 28, Colts 14. Second half: Colts 20, Packers 3.
2. "Mrxyz 1247." -- Colts coach Frank Reich, explaining.
3. "Hey! Where did the Rams come from?" -- America.
4. "We came from mrxyz 1247, by way of bflspmrtk 13590." -- the Rams.
5. In other news, Kirk Cousins threw for 314 yards, three touchdowns and zero picks. So there.
6. And the Vikings still lost to the cruddy Dallas Cowboys, at home.
7. "It's utterly indefgsu4261 how we do this!" -- Cousins.
8. In still other news, the Patriots lost to the cruddy Texans, the Dolphins panicked and benched Tua and the Jets scored 28 points.
9. Of course, they also Jets-ed around and lost anyway.
10. "Finally! Something decipherable!" -- America.
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