Tuesday, December 3, 2019

A few brief thoughts on NFL Week 13

And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the no ifs, ands or buts Blob of which critics have said "But what about ...", and also "Yeah, but ..."

1. But Lamar Jackson is still not an NFL quarterback. Nope, uh-uh, no way. Never, never, nev--

2. Oh, look. There he goes again.

3. But the Colts are GOING TO WIN THE AFC SOUTH! They are! No one can stop th--

4. Oh, look. It's the Titans.

5. But the Bears are 6-6! They're STILL IN THIS! Matt Nagy and Mitch Trubisky aren't as bad as all that after al--

6. Oh, look. It's just the Lions.

7. But Tom Brady is the GOAT! He's unstoppable! He's so good he can win without wide receivers, without a tight end, without a running game, witho--

8. Oh, look. It's Deshaun Watson.

9. But the Bengals are THE WORST! They're TERRIBLE! They're going for the reverse perfecto, and they're going to get i--

10. Oh, look. It's the J-E-T-S, Jets, Jets, Jets!

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