Because, boys and girls, this is how you stiff-arm someone.
Frankly, you watch this and you're kinda surprised Vance McDonald wasn't flagged for, oh, I don't know, excessive football-ness or something. But then you realize something: He's an offensive guy.
Here in Not-Your-Father's NFL, offensive guys can pretty much do what they want. Defensive guys, on the other hand ...
Well. In Not-Your-Father's NFL, they wind up like William Hayes of the Dolphins. In other words, they tear their ACLs trying not to make actual body contact with quarterbacks while tackling them, because actual body contact is now illegal when it comes to quarterbacks. It's a protect-the-merchandise thing, like putting Ming vases behind bulletproof glass.
What a world. What. A. World.
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