And now a quick riffle through the memory book, in honor of the Cleveland Browns winning a football game for the first time since Grover Cleveland was in the White House, Cleveland Gary was still totin' pigskin and The Cleveland Show was still a thing ...
Remember Dec. 24, 2016?
That's the last time the Browns actually won a football game until last night, when they beat the Jets 21-17.
And remember two weeks ago, when people who weren't visibly insane actually thought the Jets were going to be Not The Jets because the Lions couldn't get out of Matt Patricia's way?
Remember a day ago, when people who weren't visibly insane thought Sam Darnold was better than Baker Mayfield?
Remember 12 or so hours ago, before the Jets blew a 14-0 lead by Being The Jets, and Darnold rallied the Being The Jets with two interceptions in the last 90 seconds, and the Being The Jets took a bunch of stupid penalties, and the Being The Jets got suckered by the same play with which the Eagles suckered the Patriots in the Super Bowl?
Remember a couple of minutes ago, when it occurred to the Blob that things don't get anymore Jets-y than getting suckered by the Browns?
Remember a couple of seconds ago, when it also occurred to the Blob that, knowing the way Clevelanders drink (and probably did, epically, into the skinny hours this morning), you could destroy an entire American city right now (7:33 a.m.) by flying low over C-town with a massive boombox blasting Judas Priest?
Now that would be memorable.
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