And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the interminable Blob feature various residents of the Alex Jones Home For The Perpetually Loony have called "a foul Democratic plot to bring down Brett Kavanaugh/Donald Trump/America Itself," and also "further proof that Hillary murdered Vince Foster":
1. Patrick Mahomes!
2. Is having the greatest start to a career since Patrick Mahomes.
3. Wow, the Bills are terrible, just terr--
4. Oh. Wait.
5. Wow, the Lions are terrible, just terr--
6. Oh. Wait.
7. Wow, Fitzmagic can't lose, he just can't lo--
8. (See 4 and 6 above.)
9. Meanwhile, Patrick Mahomes!
10. Yes, again. Because, damn, have you seen that kid throw?
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