And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the Blob feature described as "rigged" by a certain "presidential" "candidate" because ... because ... well, because he's losing:
1. Hey, look, the Colts are going to beat the Texans agai--
2. Oh, wait.
3. Paging Tony Romo ... paging Tony Romo ...
4. Your baseball cap and clipboard are ready.
5. Hey, look, the Bears are going to beat the lowly Jagua--
6. Oh, wait.
7. Dang it. Tom Brady was Tom Brady again.
8. Clearly the NFL is rigged.
9. Aaand there goes Cam Newton, escaping the postgame news conference again.
10. That guy's just special.