And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the Blob's Feature of the Unexpected of which critics have said "Gosh, I never expected THAT!", and also "Wait ... what?":
1. "Wait ... what?" (America, after the Bears went to Foxborough and didn't Bears it up, instead laying a 33-14 rump-roastin' on the Patriots)
2. "Gosh, I never expected THAT!" (Patriots fans, after their new favorite, Bailey "Frank Zappa" Zappe, threw a touchdown pass, then threw two picks and lost a fumble to help the Bears win)
3. "OK, so maybe he's not our new Tom Brady." (Also Patriots fans, sounding all mopey and disappointed)
4. In other news, the Indianapolis Colts!
5. Lost to the Titans again. Said "Matt Ryan is our quarterback, 'cause we paid a lot of money for him and he played in the Super Bowl once." A day later, said "Nah, dog, just kidding. This sixth-round dude, Sam Ehlinger, is our quarterback now."
6. "Wait ... what?" (Colts fans)
7. The Packers lost to the Commanders. The Buccaneers lost to the Panthers. The Jets won, the Giants won, and the Seahawks, who also won, now lead the NFC West with a 4-3 record.
8. Oh, and Geno Smith now has thrown 11 touchdown passes against three picks, has an absurd completion rate of 73.5 percent, and has a passer rating of 107.7.
9. "Wait ... what?" (America, even Seahawks fans)
10. "Well, at least we saw THAT coming." (Also America, watching the Lions Lions it up again and the Browns Browns it up again)
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