Repeat after me this a.m., all you winter-weary souls in South Bend and Bloomington: At least we're good in football.
At least Notre Dame, way up there in Lake Effect Hell, still has Marcus Freeman and Here Come The Irish and the House That Rockne Built And A Whole Pile Of Rich Alumni Built Onto. At least they've got a football program that, yes, got robbed by the College Football Playoff float-brains in 2025, but has the makings of another big winner this fall.
And down south in Bloomington?
Do we really need to mention again that they've got Curt Cignetti and Fernando Mendoza's Heisman and 16-0 and a CFP national championship?
At least we're good in football ...
Because basketball?
Hoo, boy.
Up in South Bend last night, No. 1 Duke came into the cozy lair where No. 1 has more than once come to die, and ... well, didn't die. Instead the Dukies killed the once-upon-a-time giant killers, 100-56. It was Notre Dame's worst home loss since 1898.
Eighteen ninety-eight! Heck, they were still shooting at peach baskets then. The set shot was just crazy talk. And a fast break was Hiram "Stretch" Wannamaker, a veritable giant at 5-11, bolting for the restroom mid-game because lunch hadn't agreed with him.
The 44-point loss dropped the Irish to 12-16 overall and 3-12 in the ACC, where only Boston College and Georgia Tech saves them from last place. And, no, it's not likely to get a lot better considering their two best players, Markus Burton and freshman Jalen Haralson, are on the shelf with ankle injuries -- Burton for the season.
But if you think that's bad ...
Wait'll you hear what happened in Bloomington.
Where your Indiana basketball Hoosiers continued their big push to miss the Big Dance by losing to Northwestern, 72-68. They managed this despite leading by nine at halftime, and despite the fact Northwestern came in 11-16 and 3-13 in the Big Ten. Only sorry Oregon and even sorrier Penn State are worse.
But Northwestern was playing IU in Bloomington last night where the Wildcats have unaccountably made themselves quite at home. Last night's come-from-behind win was their fourth straight in Assembly Hall, and, no, I can't tell you why, either
Maybe they're inspired by those five musty national championship banners swaying in the air currents at one end of the floor ("Hey, that could be us!"). Or maybe it's the fact they're Northwestern, and strike fear into the hearts of no one -- least of all the INDIANA HOOSIERS, who traditionally have treated the Northwesterns like baggage handlers in the Hall, winning 39 of 42 meetings there until 2023.
(Hat tip to Dylan Sinn of the Blob's former home, The Fort Wayne Journal Gazette, for that nugget.)
In which case, too bad for them. The Hoosiers shot their way into that halftime lead, and then shot their way out of it, hitting 63 percent of their tries in the first 20 minutes and just 31 percent in the second.
This astounding feat was led by Lamar Wilkerson, who scored 18 points in the first 13 minutes and 12 seconds, and zero points in the last 26:48. He missed his last 12 shots as Indiana scored just nine points across the last eight minutes.
"So what does that mean, Mr. Blob?" you're asking now.
Well, it means the Hoo-Hoo-Hoo Hoosiers are now 17-11 and 8-9 in the conference, and have lost their last three games. Which in turn means they've likely played their way off the NCAA Tournament bubble. It is a slippery rascal, after all.
But, hey: At least they're good in football.
Not to repeat myself or anything.