And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the tantrum-y Blob feature of which critics have said "Stop that tantrum-ing this instant!", and also "If you don't stop that tantrum-ing, I'll hold my breath until I turn blue!":
1. It's Tuesday morning and Tantrum-y Tom Brady is still yelling at his offensive line.
2. "You're all worthless and weak!" Tantrum-y Tom is saying.
3. "A PLEDGE PIN on your uniform??" he's also saying.
4. "Now you just sit there and think about what you've done. I've got another walk-through to skip or whatever other stupid crap this job entails," he also said.
5. Meanwhile, Aaron Rodgers!
6. Did not get tantrum-y. He just looked sad because the Packers got turned into grated gouda in Lambeau by the Jets. The Jets, for God's sake!
7. "Hey, we're 4-2 now, BUDDY." (The Jets)
8. "Yeah, and we're 5-1!" (The Giants)
9. "And we're STILL UNDEFEATED and even beat the greatest football team in the entire eons-long history of football, the Dallas Cowboys!" (The Eagles)
10. "Yeah, well ... WE needed a last-gasp touchdown to beat Jacksonville at home, but we DID beat them, and Matt Ryan did not get sacked once in 58 pass plays. So neener-neener-neener, haters." (The Colts)
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