Friday, January 14, 2022

Today in nitwittery, Part Deux

 And now the latest from Down Under, where Novak Djokovic continues to hold the Australian Open hostage because he JUST WON'T GET THE DAMN SHOT.

Sorry for the caps. But this stuff just makes me lose my mind.

The latest on the Djokovic situation is the Aussies' revocation of his visa has been reinstated, which means we're back to Square One. Which means Joker stands to be deported because, again, he JUST WON'T GET THE DAMN SHOT.

Oh, and keeps lying about when his unvaccinated ass contracted the Bastard Plague, which apparently was before he attended a public event back in December. 

That's some next-level narcissism right there.

Of course, a healthy portion of blame for this mess must be assigned to the Australian Open organizers, a pack of mollycoddles who won't do what seems obvious because, well, it's Novak Djokovic, 20-time Grand Slam winner (and, ahem, big-money attraction). They could resolve all this in a heartbeat if they'd just say, "Fine, be that way, ya dummy",  kick him out of the draw and proceed without him.

Of course, they won't do that, because, again, it's Novak Djokovic.

Yeesh. For a sport that uses as many balls as tennis, these folks sure can't seem to find any.

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