And now this season's final edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the elusive Blob feature that, every year, appears suddenly at the tail end of summer and then vanishes just suddenly as winter tightens its icy grip -- prompting critics to say "Damn, this grip is icy!", and also, "Hey, where'd he go? I wasn't finished abusing him in print!":
1. "Fire Matt Nagy!" (Bears fans)
2. "Fire Mike Zimmer!" (Vikings fans)
3. "Fire Brian Flores!" (Dolphins fans)
4. "You got it!" (Bears, Vikings, Dolphins ownership)
5. "But we beat the Bears!" (Mike Zimmer)
6. "But we beat the Patriots!" (Brian Flores)
7. "Come on, score!" (Steelers, Raiders fans as overtime goes to the last seconds)
8. "You got it!" (Steelers, Raiders)
9. In other news, the Browns beat the Bengals, the Dolphins beat the Patriots, the Lions beat the Packers, the Seahawks beat the Cardinals.
10. "So?" (The playoff-bound Bengals, Patriots, Packers and Cardinals)
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