And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the easily predictable Blob feature of which critics have said "Do you think he'll mention the Lions? You know he's gonna mention the Lions", and also "Of course he'll mention the Lions, because he's easily predictable!":
1. "Dammit! Why didn't somebody cover that guy?" (The Vikings, after the winless Lions beat them on a touchdown pass on the last play of the game)
2. "Woo-hoo! They didn't cover that guy!" (The Lions)
3. "Hey, they didn't cover me!" (That Guy)
4. Meanwhile, the Colts!
5. Shut out a team on the road for the first time in 29 years.
6. Of course, it was only the Texans, who are so bad they give Bad a bad name.
7. "We love Coach Harbaugh! He went for the win!" (Ravens fans, after coach John Harbaugh went for two points and the win against Pittsburgh and failed by inches)
8. "We love Coach Harbaugh! He went for the win!" (Also Steelers fans)
9. "Woo-hoo! We won again! And we only threw the ball three times on account of it was so windy in Buffalo the flyover was Dorothy and Toto flying over the stadium!" (Patriots fans)
10. "They only threw the ball three times and THEY STILL WON?? Dammit!" (Everyone else in America)
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