And now another brief detour from Sportsball World, because a fly landed on Mike Pence's head while he was mansplaining Kamala Harris last night, and that's the kind of material the Blob simply can't pass up.
And so ...
Overheard down at the corner dungheap:
"So then, I landed on his head."
"Dude! The Vice-President?"
"Yup."
"What'd he do?"
"Nothin'. Just kept droning on about Trump this and Trump that and Trump took Covid out to the alley and beat it up with his tiny fists, and then pole-vaulted over the moon. The usual stuff."
"Wow. So how long did you stay up there?"
"Oh, I don't know. Good two minutes anyway. Even left something in his hair when I flew off."
"You mean ..."
"Yup. Teeny tiny little 'Biden-Harris' sticker."
"DUDE!!"
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