A few brief thoughts on NFL Week 6

And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the cruelly uninterruptible Blob feature of which critics have said "Please, someone interrupt this!", and also "Or mute it! Mute is good, too!":

1. "Eh, the Cowboys will be just fine with Andy Dalt--"

2. "The Browns don't Browns anymore! They're for real! Just watch what they do to the Stee--"

3. "The Bengals are gonna win! The Bengals are gonna win! Who De--"

4. "Cam Newton, doing Cam Newton things! Bill Belichick has worked his magic aga--"

5. "You know, the Bears might be the most mediocre 4-1 team I've ever se--"

6. "OK, the most mediocre 5-1 team."

7. "Philip Rivers looks like a 38-year-old Philip Rivers out there! Bring back Jacoby Brisse--"

8. "Whoa. Wait a minute."

9. "The Jets stink. The Giants stink. The Falcons sti--"

10. "Whoa. Wait a minute."