And now, because it's Thanksgiving week, and because Chicago Bears fans have had to watch Mitch Trubisky deface the quarterback position the ENTIRE STINKIN' SEASON, the Blob offers up at least one guy wearing a Bears jersey who knows what's what.
Come on down, Pumpkin Pie Guy!
I mean, how seriously awesome is this?
Dude smuggled an entire pumpkin pie (and Reddi-Whip!) into Soldier Field. No, I don't know how he did it. Must have somehow disabled the Pumpkin Pie Detector, then paid security to look the other way at the Whipped Cream In A Can Detector.
Man. Good thing he didn't try to smuggle in any yams.
I mean, would that have been your basic nightmare security scenario or what? Unfettered yams in a packed stadium? And what if there'd been crescent rolls involved?
Oh, the humanity. Or something like that,
In any case ... hell of a day for Pumpkin Pie Guy. He got his pie and ate it, too. And the Bears actually won for once, even if it was just the Giants so it didn't really count.
Bon appetit!
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