Tuesday, November 5, 2019

A few brief thoughts on NFL Week 9

And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the helpful Blob feature which gives Joe Namath prescription coverage, rides to medical appointments and even delivers nutritious meals!:

1. "Oh my God! We lost to the Dolphins!" (The New York Jets)

2. "Dammit! Quit messing with our shot at Tua!" (The Miami Dolphins)

3. It's Tuesday morning and the Bengals are still winless.

4. "Hey! No fair! We had the bye this week!" (The Bengals)

5. Bye 28, Bengals 7.

6. "Missed it by that much." (Maxwell Smart)

7. (Or, you know, Adam Vinatieri)

8. "At least we lost to a good team." (Tom Brady)

9. "Shut up, Brady." (Aaron Rodgers)

10. "Yeah, shut up, Brady." (Philip Rivers)

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