And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the longstanding Blob feature of which critics have said "How has this been standing so long? Are there wires holding it up?", and also "Siddown already, nobody likes a showoff ":
1. It's Tuesday morning and the tanking-for-Tua Dolphins are now 2-0 in November.
2. "Crap!" (The tanking-for-Tua Dolphins)
3. "Wait, we lost to the DOLPHINS?!" (The Indianapolis Colts)
4. "Wait, we lost to the DOLPHINS?!" (Every Colts fan in America)
5. It's Tuesday morning and the also-tanking-for-Tua Bengals are now 0-1 in November after going 0-4 in October and 0-4 in September.
6. "Crap!" (The Dolphins)
7. "Wait, we lost to the DOLPHINS?!" (Every Colts fan in America, still)
8. Meanwhile, the Saints lost to the bad word, bad word, really bad word Falcons. The Bears beat the Lions. And Mitch Trubisky was better than Bob Avellini for once, better than Gary Huff, even, better than the IMMORTAL PETER TOM WILLIS.
9. "Crap!" (The Saints)
10. "Crap!" (The immortal Peter Tom Willis)
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