And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the lying, conniving, perjuring, stonewalling Blob feature of which critics have said "So?", and "Who cares!", and also "Yeah, but it's not like this is the only crooked Blob out there":
1. "How dare Colin Kaepernick control his own workout! Who needs him?" (The NFL)
2. "Uhhhh ..." (The Chicago Bears)
3. The Colts!
4. Looked incredibly well-rested after their week off.
5. "Hey! They didn't take a week off! They played us!" (The Miami Dolphins)
6. "Uhhh ..." (America)
7. "Hold my beer." (The Bengals)
8. Meanwhile, it's Tuesday morning and Phillip Rivers just threw another interception.
9. "Wow, is he just the worst ever?" (America)
10. "Hold my beer." (Mitch Trubisky)
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