In which the Blob functions as a quasi-news source and passes along the score of the Pro Bowl, aka the Hey, Not So Hard, Bro Bowl, aka the Tag You're It Bowl:
The score down there in rainy Orlando was AFC 26, NFC 7.
Patrick Mahomes of the Chiefs was the offensive MVP and Jamal Adams of the Jets was the defensive MVP -- although not for what he should have won for, which was taking down the Patriots mascot, Two If By Sea Revere (OK, so his name is really Pat the Patriot).
The Blob informs you of all this as a public service. And you know why?
Because someday it will be on a test. Or, even better, someday it will win you a bar bet when someone says "OK, wise guy, what was the score of the 2019 Pro Bowl?"
You're welcome.
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