And now this season's final edition, probably, of The NFL In So Many Words, the endlessly self-derivative Blob feature of which critics have said "What do you mean 'probably'?", and also "Oh, nice! 'Probably!' Curse you with ampersands, hashmarks and other stand-ins for non-FCC approved swear words":
1. The Colts!
2. Also, the Colts!
3. And don't forget, THE COLTS!
4. In other news, the Bears!
5. (See Nos. 2 and 3 above)
6. "Aieee! It's Nick Foles!"
7. (Everyone in the NFC playoffs, allegedly, now that the Eagles are in and Foles is running the offense again.)
8. Hey, look! The Lions placekicker, ol' what's-his-face, just threw a touchdown pass!
9. "Big deal. I coulda done that, too, if Griese had worked with me a little. Selfish ampersand hashmark." (Garo Yepremian)
10. "Oh, no! The Colts!" (The Houston Texans)
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