Monday, December 10, 2018

Your wagering PSA for today, Part Deux

So, if you are still betting on the NFL ...

Well, then I have a great investment opportunity for you.

Oceanfront property in Nebraska, baby!

It's cheap as dirt right now! You can get it for a song! And then, when the Big One hits Cali ... woo-hoo! You'll be a FREAKIN' REAL ESTATE MOGUL!

Trust me on this!

Or, you know, keep betting on the NFL. It's about as sure as a bet, and I have fresh evidence this morning to prove it:

1. Colts 24, Texans 21.

2. Dolphins 34, Patriots 33.

3. 49ers 20, Broncos 14.

4. Raiders 24, Steelers 21.

That is all.

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