"Stuff," in this case, being PG for ... well, you know what for.
The Blob being an intermittently family friendly Blob, it won't use the other, more scatological word, even if seems to fit Our Only Available President's accelerating clown car of an administration. And the Blob only brings this up because a refugee from Sportsball World has entered the conversation, in the person of Jose Canseco.
Who tweeted to OOAP yesterday that "u need a bash brother for Chief if (sic) Staff."
Yes, that's right, America. Jose Conseco has thrown his hat in the ring to be OOAP's latest chief of staff.
Now, it's true he has zero qualifications for the job, unless you consider being a former beefcake slugger and the unlikely bearer of truth about PEDs qualifications. This, however, pretty much makes him the perfect candidate, given that zero qualifications are a badge of honor in OOAP's world.
I mean, look at the man himself. Or most of his Cabinet. Or the fact he just named a former "Fox & Friends" airhead the U.S. ambassador to the United Nations. Who needs expertise when you've been on TV?
So, yeah, bring on Conseco. After all, who could forget the signature moment of his career?
Looks like the perfect man for the job to me.
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