Remember the Tour de France?
It was a big deal, and a lot more fun, back in the days when Lance Armstrong was shooting himself full of happy juice and behaving like a Mafia legbreaker. But then Lance and his drug ring got busted, and cycling finally tired of all the Tour de Syringe jokes, and now it's gone back to being one of those "oh, yeah" summer deals only avid cyclists care about.
Anyway ... it starts this weekend. And as a public service, even if you don't really give a hoot, the Blob hereby presents its Very, Very Quick, Quicker Than A Peloton Rolling Down An Alp, Preview:
1. Chris Froome will win again.
2. Unless he doesn't.
There you have it, folks.