Wednesday, June 7, 2017

Hooligans to the rescue

Forget Glorious Leader and his cherished travel ban, which would only make us more intolerant and (for a certain segment of society) less free, but no safer.  The obvious solution to combating international terror is right here.

Sure, English soccer hooligans are largely just drunken louts with liver transplants in their futures. But when gibbering lunatics try to burn down civilization itself, who better to deal with the ensuing chaos than a bunch of boozed-up mayhem junkies who mainline chaos?

Money line here: "I'd had four or five pints, nothing major."

Hell, yeah!    

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