And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words -- the Blob you can set your calendar by (because it always knows when it's Tuesday), and of which critics have said "The only date I care about is the date when this insult to my intelligence ends", and also "If it's Tuesday it must be Stupid Day again":
1. It's Tuesday and Josh Allen just threw another touchdown pass.
2. It's Tuesday and another Lion just got hurt.
3. Oops, make that two Lions.
4. Aaaand there goes another.
5. In other news, the Bears!
6. Lost again, 30-12 to the Vikings. Scored one touchdown. Same blecch, different day.
7. "It's Tuesday and they're still the #@&%!!! Bears." (Bears fans)
8. "It's Tuesday and we're still trying to figure out how the Falcons and the Raiders wound up on Monday Night Football." (America)
9. Speaking of which, it's Tuesday and the Raiders are still losers, the Giants are still losers, and Patrick Mahomes is no longer running for his life on account of he went down with a high ankle sprain and now is merely limping for his life.
10. "It's Tuesday and I still don't have an offensive line than can block sunlight." (Patrick Mahomes, to himself, probably)
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