And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the occasionally odiferous Blob feature of which critics have said "So you're aware you're odiferous?", and also "Odiferous, hell. Ever just tell yourself 'God, I stink'?":
1. "God, we stink." (The Giants, now 2-11 after a dreary 14-11 loss to the also-fragrant Saints, their eighth straight)
2. "God, we stink." (The Raiders, also 2-11, after their ninth loss in a row, this time to the Buccaneers)
3. "Hey, don't forget us! We stink, too!" (The Jets, 3-10 after their fourth straight loss)
4. (Also the Bears, the Panthers, the Jaguars, the Titans)
5. "Well, THIS stinks." (Fans in Nashville, watching the aforementioned 3-10 Jags and 3-10 Titans wallow around in the NFL's Not The Game Of The week)
6. Meanwhile, Josh Allen!
7. Who ran for three touchdowns, threw for three touchdowns, and definitely does not stink.
8. (Although his defense does, because despite all that, the Bills lost 44-42 to the Rams)
9. "Hey, look, guys! I threw for three more touchdowns and 369 more yards and we didn't lose for once!" (Joe Burrow, after the generally stinky Bengals managed to be less hapless than the hapless Cowboys)
10. "God, we stink." (The Cowboys)
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