And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the "Hey, look" Blob feature of which critics have said "Hey, look, here comes that idiot again," and also "Hey, look, only about a month left of this torture":
1. Hey, look, it's Tuesday morning and Browns quarterback Jameis Winston just threw for another gazillion-bazillion yards, and also threw another touchdown pass.
2. Also another pick-six.
3. Also another completion to Browns wideout Jerry Jeudy, who caught, I don't know, 50 balls for infinity yards in the Browns' 41-32 shootout loss to the Broncos.
4. "Actually it was only nine balls for 235 yards, but thanks for noticing." (Jerry Jeudy)
5. "Hey, look, I ran for another two scores and we won again!" (Colts quarterback Anthony Richardson)
6. "OK, so it was only the Patriots, and it was only by a point, but still." (Also Anthony Richardson)
7. "Hey, look, I'm out of a job!" (Former Bears coach Matt Eberflus)
8. "Hey, look, I'm about to be suspended!" (Texans defensive back Azeez Al-Shaair, after his vicious helmet-to-helmet late hit on a sliding Trevor Lawrence, although it doesn't look quite as vicious or late until you see it in super-slow motion)
9. "Hey, look, two wins in a row, baby! We're back on track for THE SUPER BOWL!!" (The Cowboys)
10. "OK, so it was only the Giants, but still." (Also the Cowboys)
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