Here is how you know the college bowl landscape has become a country of the absurd, aside from the fact that teams with .500 records now routinely get a berth in the Credit Union Dot Com/Condiment Packet/Ragweed Bowl:
You know it when the title sponsor for a bowl turns out not to exist.
Yes, that's right, sports fans. It seems the new title sponsor for ESPN's New Mexico Bowl, DreamHouse Productions is, well, mostly just a dream.
ESPN has therefore dropped the non-existent sponsor as the sponsor, and gone in search of a new title sponsor. Several excellent candidates are available, the Blob has learned. Among them:
* The Leonard McCoy Institute for Country Doctors.
* Tom Slick's Thunderbolt Greaseslapper Auto Parts.
* Boardwalk Hotels, "The Place To Land When You Want To Go Broke."
* Trump Steaks.
* Trump University.
* Trump Casinos.
* Pretty Much Anything Owned By Trump.
And last but not least ...
* NewDream Productions.
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