And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the proudly dis-associative Blob feature which critics inside its own head have called "full of great and unmatched wisdom", "keeper of the mighty flame of Great and Unmatched Wisdom", and "just incredibly wise, wiser than any other Blob, you can't believe how wise":
1. Packers 34, Cowboys 24: In which Jerry Jones' boys discover you can take the 2019 out of 1967, but you can't take the 1967 out of 2019.
2. "Dammit! Not again!" (Don Meredith)
3. "Mercy, why can't we beat those fellows?" (Tom Landry)
4. "Nyah-nyah, nyah nyah-nyah!" (Vince Lombardi, Bart Starr, Ray Nitschke, Jerry Kramer)
5. Hey, look, it's the Bears' defense! Those Jon Gruden humps will never go 97 yards for the winning score against the BEARS DEFENSE!
6. Ummm ...
7. Remember that one time when everyone was calling the Browns a sexy pick for the Super Bowl?
8. "Hey, we never said that. Uh-uh, no way, we said the 49ers were a sexy pick for the Super Bowl. Yeaaah, that's it." (Everyone)
9. "Yes! Our plan is working! We're gonna get Tua and NO ONE CAN STOP US!" (The Dolphins)
10. "Hold my beer." (Jets, Bengals)
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