Thursday, September 17, 2015

Cover Two

And now the unveiling of a new Blob meme, What They Were (Really) Thinking, in which the Blob goes deep to expose the nefarious workings of various twisted minds.

Yes, of course we're talking about the Patriots.

In case you missed it, this week they hired back the two ball guys/patsies from Deflategate, Jim McNally and John Jastremski. It doesn't take a lifetime member of Mensa to figure out what the (real) thinking was here. And so, here, in total, is the entire transcript of What They Were (Really) Thinking, as sussed out by the finest minds the Blob could assemble -- i.e., mine:

OK, so here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna grab these shovels here and scoop up what's left of McNally and Jastremski from the middle of the road where we left 'em after we drove that bus over 'em. Then we're gonna re-hire them. See, if we do that, no one will ever again be able to ask "If you're not guilty, how come you fired those guys?", 'cause now we can come back with, 'Look, we re-hired 'em." It's the perfect cover. Why, we'll even throw in some CGI to make it look like McNally (or Jastremski, I can't remember which) has lost about 900 pounds, so we can say, "See, he really was talking about losing weight when he called himself the Deflator. So shut your cakeholes."  

Devious. So devious, these Patriots.


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