Wonder Gramps

 The most amazing golfer of our time did it again yesterday, and, no, I'm not talking about Tiger or Rory or Scottie Scheffler, those putzes. I'm talking about our very own Fearless Leader, Donald J. "Par Killer" Trump.

Who won his 40th club championship at Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, N.J., over the weekend, carding a 2-under 70 that was totally legit and had nothing whatever to do with the fact he owns the club and is, you know, President of the United States or anything.

The only people saying that are jealous losers like all the losers he beat to win yet another title.

"It's called TALENT, and I have it, and they don't!" he crowed on the Mighty Twitter X Machine.

Now, I get it, some of the aforementioned jealous losers might question how a slobbish 80-year-old man managed to shoot 10 strokes under his age on any golf course that wasn't Pirate Mike's Buccaneer Booty Miniature Golf. Is there a clown mouth hole at Bedminster? Did Fearless Leader play the orange ball or the purple ball? And is it true he eagled the treacherous Walk The Plank hole?

Please. Your snark and your cynicism grow wearisome.

Truth is, you just can't accept the fact that Fearless Leader is not only a world-class intellect, but the wonder of his age on the golf course. You know how Dale Earnhardt used to taunt the young Jeff Gordon by calling him "Wonderboy"? Well, Donald John is Wonder Gramps.

Eighty years old and still bringin' it! And, again, enough with all the yap about how it's his own golf course where everyone works for him and therefore knows their paychecks ride on knowing exactly when to look the other way.

You: Hey, there, Trump National Golf Club employee. Did Wonder Gramps just kick his golf ball out of that bunker on the 12th hole? Did he say "Put me down for a 4" on that par-5 where he actually put up a snowman (i.e., 8)? 

Trump National Golf Club employee: Hey, man, don't ask me. I was lookin' at this tree over here. Ain't it a gorgeous tree?

That sort of thing.

Well, you know what you can do with "that sort of thing." You can stick right up there where the sun never shines, along with your doubts about the heinous vandalism of the Reflecting Pool by America-hating antifa commie Muslims. Who you gonna believe, Fearless Leader or Fearless Leader's own Justice Department, which just admitted the vandalism story is total bullpucky? Seriously, Jeanine Pirro? Who's Jeanine Pirro, besides wanna-be Judge Judy?

Take it down the road, jealous losers. And all hail Wonder Gramps -- 40-time club champion at clubs he owns, and the athletic marvel of the age according to his closest friends and most servile political allies.

I mean, have you seen the guy dunk? Incredible.