And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the surprise-filled Blob feature of which critics have said "How about a surprise disappearance?", and also, "I got your surprise right here, pal.":
1. "Super Bowl tickets now on sale at the box office." (Packers front office before Sunday's game against the lowly Cleveland Browns)
2. "OK, so, never mind, then." (Packers front office, after the Packers lost to the lowly Cleveland Browns)
3. In other surprising news, the Bears crushed the Cowboys as Caleb "I Do Not Either Suck" Williams played like a real quarterback; the Panthers shut out the Falcons 30-0 a week after the Falcons floor-waxed the Vikings in Minny; the Buccaneers beat the J-E-T-S Jets-Jets-Jets on a walk-off field goal to stay unbeaten; and the Steelers beat the Patriots, who turned it over five times.
4. I'm sorry, what? It's Tuesday morning and the Patriots just turned it over again?
5. "How come THOSE Falcons didn't show up last week?" (The Vikings)
6. "No worries, guys, we're playing the Bengals this week." (Carson Wentz -- Carson Wentz! -- who quarterbacked the Vikings to a 48-10 blowout of the sad, sad Cincinnati Bengals)
7. "God, we are so sad." (The Bengals)
8. Meanwhile, the Chiefs!
9. Finally won a game!
10. But it was only the Giants, so, you know ...
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