Don't know what happened to the two Yankees jamokes who assaulted Los Angeles Dodgers outfielder Mookie Betts as he made a catch at the wall in Game 4 of the World Series (and, yes, "assaulted" is the proper word), but they got theirs last night.
First, they were ejected and banned from attending Game 5.
Second, wherever they were last night, they got to see their baseball team take a 5-0 lead into the fifth inning (Oh, yeah! We're BACK, baby! The Dodgers are hearin' footsteps!). Then they got to watch their team clumsily blow every bit of that 5-0 lead in the fifth (Wait ... what?).
Then they got to watch the Dodgers win 7-6 and celebrate their eighth World Series title in Yankee Stadium, right out there with the monuments and the ghosts and Babe Effing Ruth (Oh, god. Oh, god. Look out, I'm gonna hurl!)
All the Blob has to say about that is, karma lives.
'Cause somewhere in the night, Mookie Betts was slammin' champagne, and the two jamokes were ... not. Because their Yankees went down easy, in five games, beaten by a 35-year-old with a bum ankle (Series MVP Freddie Freeman), who batted .300 with four homers and 12 RBI in those five games.
Stick that in your pinstripes and smoke it, boys.
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