And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the ain't-over-'til-it's-over Blob feature of which critics have said "So when WILL it be over?", and also "Oh, it's over, bucko. It is SO over":
1. "It's over!" (Bears fans before the Commanders last snap)
2. "It's over, schmuck-os!" (Bears defensive back Tyrique Stevenson, taunting Commanders fans while Jayden Daniels was trying not to get tackled before he could launch a desperate Hail Mary with zeroes on the clock)
3. "Aww, bleep!" (Stevenson, seconds later, after Daniels got the pass off, and Stevenson tipped it, and Commanders wideout Noah Brown, standing behind him in the end zone, caught it for a miraculous 65-yard score and an18-15 win)
4. "Holy bleep!" (America)
5. "BLEEP-BLEEP BLEEPER-BLEEP!!" (Bears fans)
6. (Also Jets fans after their Super Bowl-bound football team lost again, this time to the sorry-ass New England Patriots.)
7. (Also Ravens fans after Jameis Winston and the even-more-sorry Browns shocked Lamar Jackson 'n' them in Cleveland)
8. (Also fans of the Bengals, the Saints, the Cowboys, the Vikings)
9. "Hey, remember when we thought we were good?" (The Bengals, the Saints, the Cowboys, the Vikings after another loss)
10. "BLEEP-BLEEP BLEEPER-BLEEP!!" (Bears fans, still, two days later)
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