And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the Blob feature that every week defies expectation, and of which critics have said "I'll say. Every week it gets even worse than I thought was possible," and also "Wait, I thought this thing had a bottom":
1. "Wait, I thought we were supposed to be good!" (The Saints)
2. "Wait, I thought we were supposed to be bad!" (The Falcons, who beat the Saints 26-24 and now both teams are 2-2)
3. Meanwhile, Sam Darnold!
4. Wins again for the Vikings, who are now 4-0.
5. "Wait, I thought the Vikings were supposed to be the Vikings!" (The Packers, the Vikes' latest victim)
6. "Hey, look! We won a game!" (The Cowboys)
7. (Also the Bengals)
8. "Hey, look! It was just us you beat!" (The Giants and Panthers)
9. In other news, the Ravens crushed the Bills a week after the Bills crushed the Jaguars; the Buccaneers crushed the Eagles a week after getting crushed by the Broncos; the Dolphins were crushed by the previously winless Titans; and the Patriots, Browns and Jets all lost.
10. "Well, at least SOME of us meet expectations." (The Patriots, Browns and Jets)
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