And now this week's edition of The NFL In So Many Words, the festive Blob feature of which critics have said "Is that tinsel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?", and also "You know, back in Tom Brady's day, we didn't get festive until Christmas Eve":
1. "Who's that old guy out there?" (America, watching Tom Brady and the Buccaneers get squashed 35-7 by the 49ers, who were playing their third-string quarterback)
2. "It's WHO? When did he get so OLD?" (Also America, upon being told it was Tom Brady)
3. "Hey! Lookit me! Lookit how good I'm doing!" (Brock Purdy, the aforementioned third-string quarterback)
4. "Hey! Lookit us! Lookit how good we're doing!" (The Lions, who crushed the division-leading Vikings and might actually be good now)
5. Meanwhile, the Colts!
6. Did NOT lose to Bye. Although it was close.
7. "Man, I wish I had Brock Purdy." (Colts interim coach Jeff Saturday, who's instead staying with Matt Ryan, the Walker That Walks Like A Man)
8. "Dak Prescott is THE MAN!" (Cowboys fans, after Prescott led a game-winning drive to rescue the W against the 1-11-1 Houston Texans)
9. "Dude, you almost lost to the Texans." (America)
10. "Dak Prescott is THE MAN!" (Cowboys fans, only louder this time to drown out everyone pointing out that it was the Texans)
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